Man hope it’s not just me. But everytime I like to have a little snow fall I can’t get the Christmas tree put up if you know what I mean. Y’all have the same problem? Any cures ya found?

 

Just overthinking
Just think baseball

I'm tooted up coach ready to play
Got my mirror, straw, dearing kit
Put me in coach I'm ready to play

 

Give the wife/girlfriend some coke and tell her to put up the Christmas tree.
This women's lib shit has gone too far.

 

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Does she need a little encouragment to try anal?
Got just the fix, go see my man, he'll set ya free
Well maybe not free
Half g or so of the proverbial Peruvian flakes, get you some real butter, nice an cold, make a little football. The open it up, put the south america substance in the middle, close it back up, putin freezer 30 minutes, or until she's ready. A little push with the thumb, it'll get her nice and numb.
As the song goes, you can guess the rest.



Yes I know, they through me out of heaven and hell's afraid I'll take over.

 

Drink Pepsi

 

Maybe try not doing coke when you want to get your dick hard?

 

I think it’s just you

 

Nope never happen to me and i never heard of this happening to any one else. Maybe your Dick's broken and your never going to have sex again ooo well time to play chess in them park and talked about the good old days when your dick worked

 

I've battled that beast almost thirty years ago.
It wasn't easy.

 

Personally, when it comes to the old Peruvian marching powder, I'm with Denis Leary on this....

"Yeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank. Is that possible please!? I'd like to make this face all night *pulls gurning coke faces* I'd like to sit in a bathroom and talk to a complete asshole stranger for seven hours on end. Is that possible please!? With no penis and a nose bleed! Where do I sign up!? "

 

Hmm, no experience with coke, but I do know some of the other "recreational" drugs have measurable vascular restriction effects. For Methamphetamines it can be severe, the same mechanism that increases nerve sensitivity in that area ALSO restricts vascular flow. Just when you want it most you can't get it up. Cannabis can have opposite effects but less intense, increased sensitivity AND increased blood flow, and the added benefit of being legal in most places now and probably wont ruin your life like coke or meth addiction. Put the coke down the toilet, dont ever go near the toxic waste called Meth, and get a little stoned with your lover.

 

Yes, I enjoy a little Bolivian marching powder myself and if I'm going to need my little soldier I use Cialis which is a viagra equivalent. Viagra makes my heart race too much if I've taken powder.
These things were never a problem in my youth. Damn it.

 

In my youth I could go a week without sleep just on Timothy Taylors Landlord!

thinskin

 

I had to Google Timothy Taylor's Landlord. Lol.

 

the solution is in your question..... don’t do the drugs

 

it definitely aint just you. i missed out on sex with the two hottest chicks i could ever hope to bang on separate occasions.